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Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiking West Virginny Skater Dude Saves Woman From Jesus Attack

You can’t make this sh*t up. Well, you could, but, well, just watch the video…

WARNING: Numerous F-bombs and reinforcement of Jam Band Nation stereotypes.

RELATED: In Fresno, California, a man claiming to be Jesus Christ rammed his car into an unidentified Pacific Gas & Electric worker on Saturday. The PG&E employee was innocently standing next to his company-issued truck when the son of god — a.k.a. Jett Simmons McBride of Tacoma, Washington — broke the worker’s leg with his car, wedging the victim between McBride’s front bumper and the PG&E truck’s rear bumper. McBride got out of the car and shouted racial epithets as he attacked multiple victims at the scene. (The PG&E guy was black.) Fortunately, a karmic hitchhiker named Kai, who had been riding along with the raging Jesus, cooled everything out with his trusty hatchet. MORE

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