PRODUCT PLACEMENT: Sh*t And Grin

Artwork via SMEAR CAMPAIGN

All politics is loco, to bastardize Tip O’Neil famous nostrum, and packed to the gills foie gras-style with the fecal matter of its own corrupt bullshit. Which is slightly more elegant way of rendering the inelegant cliche that all politicians — left, right and everyone in between — are full of shit. Like all inelegant cliches, it’s entirely true. Even worse, we keep stepping in it over and and over again. Finally, somebody has done something about it. Boldly standing up and declaring that these would-be emperors have no clothes, Philly-based RS Kmiec Design, in partnership with NYC’s MetroPaws has, quite literally, rendered Mr. Romney and Mr. Obama as shit bags. More accurately, their shit-eating-grinning visages emblazon custom doggie poop bags and for a change, it’s their faces being rubbed in it instead of ours. The Smear Campaign has officially begun. May the best man win. (Available online at Smear Campaign or locally at Bonejour in Old City.)

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