So we just caught Reggie Watts‘ Comedy Central special while absently flipping thru the Box Of Lies over the weekend and our first reaction was that somebody must have put angel dust in our dime bag and it was only a matter of time before we’d be naked, sweating, handcuffed and kicking out the back window of a cop car. First there’s the hair, which can only be described as mid-70s Wooly Mammoth. Then there’s the look — like he covered himself in honey and shot himself out of a cannon through the wardrobe closet of Santa’s elves. Finally, there is his act which best be described as ‘There’s a Frank Zappa party in Stevie Wonders’ mouth, and everyone’s invited.’ He’s performing at the Trocadero on Saturday and we have a pair of tickets to give away to the first lucky Phawker reader to email us at FEED@PHAWKER.COM with the words REGGIE WATTS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I’M HIGH ON POT in the subject. That should weed out the pussies. Please include a mobile number for confirmation. Good luck and godspeed!