BY WILLIAM C. HENRY Given our national penchant for Idols, Survivors, and less than three men, I think it’s safe to say that 99 out of 100 Americans would tell you they’ve never even heard of Grover Norquist. Yet, he continues to function as the most powerful and influential Republican party puppet master inside and outside of Washington today. Whenever Grover’s around, the poor and the middle class brace for the worst, while the wealthy and powerful reach for their wallets and beg for his favor. With Grover, conning the American people isn’t just a calling, it’s an essential component of his tax-cuts-’till-the-cows-come-home brand of uber-Libertarianism.
Remember Jack Abramoff, the Republican lobbying cheat who’s now behind bars? Well, jolly old Grove was his chief pigeon hunter and money launderer. All things illegal and illicit considered, however, such mischief was mere training wheels for the trip to his most prized position: Most Powerful Republican In America. First, a little background. In 1985, at Ronald Reagan’s behest, Norquist formed a soon to become altogether odious organization dubbed Americans for Tax Reform with the clear-cut goal of eradicating taxes from the face of the land. He later closely allied himself and the ATR with the Koch brothers and their chief corporate corruption arm, the American Legislative Exchange Council. Although there is much to disparage about Mr. Norquist, his main claim to ignominy stems from a dandy little under-publicized shakedown scheme he dreamed up. Using the barely-veiled threat of withdrawal (or transfer to a challenger) of key campaign financial support, he has managed to coerce practically every Republican politician on the planet into signing what’s called the Taxpayer Protection Pledge. It states that those whose signatures appear thereon swear to never ever initiate or acquiesce in the imposition of new taxes–under any circumstances, for any purpose whatsoever. And he unabashedly holds the signed copy(s) in his safe as ransom should any of the kowtowers exhibit so much as a bend or a buckle in their avowed intransigence towards raising revenue to close budget deficit gaps and shrink the runaway national debt. Most of us common folk call it blackmail.
But the ATR and the “oath” aren’t the only crime scenes where Norquist has left his bloody fingerprints. From the failed Republican Revolution (its main behind-the-scenes banner bearer) to the lie-filled Contract With America (one of its principal scripters)–and twice to the brink of the nation’s collapse–this anathema has left behind his crimson calling card. Add to that his influence and hands-on assistance to “dubya” in pushing through (and vehemently continuing to support) the unconscionable tax cuts for the wealthy which exploded the nation’s debt and continue to cripple its recovery, plus currently lending his full weight and powers of coercion to defeating Obama’s American Jobs Act, and you have a civil governance devastator even Attila the Hun could envy. It’s been a thirty-year monomaniacal “mission of greed” aimed at returning the country to the days of the robber barons, and Grover’s been merrily mouthing Hitler’s sinister little ditty, “Join with me or let it be, or we will bash your head in 1,2,3!,” all along the way.
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And so, Tea Party patrons and aspiring plutocrats everywhere, I give you your de facto leader, a fearmonger nonpareil, a wealthfare apologist without parallel, a confidence-man extraordinaire,
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Fed up early stage septuagenarian who has actually been most of there and done most of that. Born and raised in the picturesque Pocono Mountains. Quite well educated. Very lucky to have been born into a well-schooled and somewhat prosperous family. Long divorced. One beautiful, brilliant daughter. Two far above average grandsons. Semi-retired (how does anyone manage to do it completely these days?) and fully-tired of bullshit. Uncle of the Editor-In-Chief.
1,784 = The number of Americans killed in action in Afghanistan.
13,011 = The number of Americans wounded in Afghanistan.
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