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CRAZY SHIT ON CRAIGSLIST: Come Live In My Bathroom; Delicious Pony Needed For Kid’s Party

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CRAIGSLIST: “I am a female in my mid 60’s and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.  My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.  I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better. You may lucha_pony.thumbnail.jpghave guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large. ” MORE

CRAIGSLIST: “My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there’ll be a lot of children around, so I figured I’d better get a pony. If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbeque sauce in it’s bedding or add some Lawry’s to it’s salt lick – I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it’s peak by the time I take possession.” MORE

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One Response to “CRAZY SHIT ON CRAIGSLIST: Come Live In My Bathroom; Delicious Pony Needed For Kid’s Party”

  1. mike Says:

    can i?

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