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DEATH OF PRINT: Inquirer Circulation Plunges In The Wake Of Outrageous Phawker Guest Editorial

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EDITOR & PUBLISHER:  For those holding out for some improvement in print circulation, this morning brings disappointment. The Audit Bureau of Circulations released the latest figures for the six- month period ending September 2008 and the report shows major drops in circulation at the big metros. According to ABC for the 507 newspapers reporting in this period, daily circulation slipped 4.6% to 38,165,848 copies. For the 571 papers, Sunday dropped 4.8% to 43,631,646 copies.  For comparison purposes, in September 2007 reporting period, daily circ fell 2.6% and Sunday was down 4.6%. […] Daily circulation at The Philadelphia Inquirer slipped 11.0% to 300,674 copies. Sunday plunged 13.7% to 556,426. At the Daily News in Philly, daily circ slipped 13.2% to 97,694. MORE

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RELATED: This undated photo obtained from a MySpace webpage shows Daniel Cowart, 20 of Bells, Tenn. holding a weapon. Federal agents have broken up a plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill. and shoot or decapitate 102 black people in a Tennessee murder spree, the ATF said Monday Oct. 27, 2008. 

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In court records unsealed Monday, federal agents said they disrupted plans to rob a gun store and target a predominantly African-American high school by two neo-Nazi skinheads. The men, Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman 18, of West Helena, Ark., are being held without bond. The two were charged by federal authorities Monday with possessing an unregistered firearm, conspiring to steal firearms from a federally licensed gun dealer, and threatening a candidate for president. Cowart and Schlesselman were being held without kkkwhitepowerkkk.thumbnail.jpgbond. Agents seized a rifle, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols from the men when they were arrested. Authorities alleged the two men were preparing to break into a gun shop to steal more. MORE

SMOKING GUN: In the ATF affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find below, Cowart and Schlesselman “discussed the killing spree to include targeting a predominately African-American school, going state to state while robbing individuals and continuing to kill people.” The pair’s “final act of violence” would be an attempt to kill Obama, the Democratic presidential nominee. In separate interviews with investigators, the men said that they planned to speed their vehicle toward Obama while “shooting at him from the windows.” Apparently befitting the historic assault, Cowart and Schlesselman “stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt.” MORE

*To date has generated some 34,000 views

**Is currently the MOST VIEWED item on Philly.com

***And crashed Phawker.com for the last three hours

UPDATE: Readers of NewsBusters.org, Hot Air, Stop The ACLU, Moonbattery, QandOClassical Values , Sean Hannity.com, Stormfront and all other online redoubts of the rabid right, welcome to Phawker. As for the death threat guy:

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    1. walt235 | walt235@hotmail.com | IP: 220.83.209.75You sound like a fucking joo! What are you, a crypto-kike?!? In any event, you need a fucking bullet in the head, faggot! Oct 27, 6:47 AM — [ Edit | Delete ] — View post “EDITORIAL: Why Whitey Can’t Vote”

you are not only NOT welcome, your IP address has been reported to the FBI. As for the rest of you, we would encourage you to crack open this tome…
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It’s called SATIRE, look into it.

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8 Responses to “DEATH OF PRINT: Inquirer Circulation Plunges In The Wake Of Outrageous Phawker Guest Editorial”

  1. Dr Riffic Says:

    Wake up White People!!!!
    You are all too fucking dumb to vote!!!!!
    Why on Earth do you always vote against your own self interests?

  2. Jarhead Says:

    So dr dipshit how is voting for a coward and a liar in my best interest?

  3. deeney Says:

    You made the big time on this one for sure:

    http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=535327

  4. JudiPhilly Says:

    What a way to get your 15 minutes of fame, eh?

    I, on the other hand, thoroughly enjoyed the video & column.

    Only objection was that it should have included “undecided voters.” Anyone who is undecided at this point in time is too stupid to be permitted to vote — white or black (or otherwise).

    Judi

  5. The funny new growth on John McCain face. Says:

    Valania’s title for his next op-ed;
    “Ladies, please rinse out your vagina’s!!!”

  6. sinjin Says:

    and hell-o to web hits. nice work dude.

  7. CJ Says:

    Satire? Yeah, the best satire includes lines like ‘I’m kinda kidding!’

    Definition of satire: “trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly”

    What folly, exactly, were you ‘satirizing’? All the calls to ban black Americans from voting? The racism that might keep Obama from winning (though polls say race is actually BENEFITING him?) What you were satirizing was a Philadelphia blogger’s unfamiliarity with Everyone Who is Not Him.

    Most readers familiar with snarky web sites knew you weren’t seriously calling to ban white voters. You were goosing web traffic with a politically correct faux rant. A liberal, race-baiting blog helped a liberal race-baiting newspaper feel relevant for a day.

    Where does anyone get the idea the Inquirer is in the tank for liberals?

  8. CJ Says:

    From YouTube comments on Palin video:

    “”There’s not many people in this world that deserve to die, but racist people, definetly **deserve to die slow and painful deaths**. ….Yes, there is free speech, but when it comes to a dumbass racist remark like that, you deserve a hell of alot more than just an ass whoopin and a jail sentence.”"

    Good job, race-baiters. You guys are already hanging her in effigy, now this. Police are planning for riots if Obama loses. WE GET YOUR POINT, political discourse is not your thing. Bill Ayers baby. By any means necessary.

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