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TURD BURGLARS: Cops Say Gay Porn Wonder Twins Responsible For Wave Of Daring Rooftop Robberies

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DAILY NEWS: TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers – as hardcore gay-porn stars.

The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon’s Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.

A Rite Aid at Front Street and Snyder Avenue was burglarized in a similar fashion the previous day. Ontwin-25.jpg Feb. 8, Taleon Goffney is alleged to have committed similar burglaries at Wawas in Nether Providence and Wallingford, Delaware County, according to police.

Chief Richard Slifer of Nether Providence said cash, cigarettes and condoms had been among the items taken. The twins are the focus of a tristate Rooftop Burglary Task force, led by New Jersey investigators, the state where many of the 40-some rooftop burglaries have been committed over the last 18 months.

The Goffney twins are also the focus of numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos – some of which they star in together under the stage names Keyon and Teyon, according to several Internet sites that write about modeling and gay culture. In “Marc and the Twins,” (NSFW) which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for “Marc,” a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by. MORE

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12 Responses to “TURD BURGLARS: Cops Say Gay Porn Wonder Twins Responsible For Wave Of Daring Rooftop Robberies”

  1. deeney Says:

    Oh man, can’t WAIT to see what they have to say about this one over on the Dome.

  2. Dan Buskirk Says:

    I knew they were talented but i had no idea….

  3. googoomuck Says:

    I wonder how their going to get smokes in the slammer?

  4. KODIACK Says:

    “WONDER TWINS” ???

    I SEE YOU READ MY BLOG

    [Um, nope. –The Ed.]

  5. toya Says:

    Everybody need 2 leave my boys alone. They did their crime they payin 4 it leave em alone. Keyon and teyon are 2 of the nicest people you will ever know I love yall

  6. sean Says:

    please these guys are scum let them rot in jail where they belong

  7. Nathan Says:

    “Turd Burglers” – that is so homophobic. You should be ashamed.

  8. Leprechaun Says:

    Dont send them to jail!! thry will enjoy that!! Prison showers are what they dream about. send them to a girls only school as janitors or something!!

  9. nicholas4961 Says:

    Sure they will luv prison

  10. FlexSF Says:

    They’re so hot!

  11. terry Says:

    God love us all, and all have sinned. A person sexuality does not have any thing to do with there short comings. Our flesh causes us to desire extra nice things. These guys had to pay off a debt.

  12. Paul Says:

    totally agree with the “Turd burgler” comment, it’s bad enough that there are so many other defamatory descriptions out there.
    What anyone does with anyone else is their own business.
    Just hope that a period of incarceration helps these two guys to turn around their lives and if doing porn movies is what they want to do, let them get on with it.
    Good luck guys.

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