DEAR AMY
Amazing performance at the Mercury Prize show this past week, girl. You looked great — junky-skinny, but beautiful in your way, and hey, NOT covered in blood and scratches for a change. And yo, it was nice to see you in something other than those nizzasty jeans and ballet slippers. Your voice had me sobbing (or maybe it’s that song), and you looked genuinely happy to be doing something positive after the rough few weeks you’ve had.
Congratulations. You proved it’s possible to be a functioning addict. Now go to rehab, and think about how much more amazing your performance will be when you come back healthy.
Love,