NOW BE HONEST: Is This Your Alligator?

An alligator’s afternoon sunbathing was rudely interrupted yesterday when animal control officers showed up along Pennypack Creek in Bryn Athyn. Today, the gator’s quarters are a bit more cramped — the bathtub of the boss of Warminster Township’s animal control officer, Craig Claycomb. Claycomb’s the one who netted the beast, which is black and brown and four to five feet long, according to Upper Moreland animal control officer Shawn Tarman. It was just sunning itself on the rocky shore “minding its own business … obviously a pet gone wrong,” she said. INQUIRER: Later Gator

KILLADELPHIA: 6 Dead Since You Went To Bed

[Click to activate] Thursday’s six slayings — three young men gunned down in North Philadelphia in the early hours; two people killed, one critically wounded, in Kensington in the afternoon; and an unidentified man shot to death about 10:30 p.m. in Southwest Philadelphia’s Kingsessing neighborhood – pushed the year’s homicide total to 195, compared with 177 at the same time last year, police said. [via THE INQUIRER]

HOT DOC: Dick Cheney, Confidential

This is a joke, of course. (I mean, come on, like Cat Stevens would take that job? That would never happen in real life. Never.) However, this letter from Henry Waxman, Chairman of the House Of Representatives’ Oversight and Reform Committee, is no joke. Click here to download a PDF of the entire letter RELATED: WASHINGTON – The Bush administration is nearing a decision to close the Guantanamo Bay detention facility and move the terror suspects there to military prisons elsewhere, The Associated Press has learned.

VIET NOW: Meanwhile Back In Afghanistan…

BAGHDAD – The U.S. military said 14 American troops have died in several attacks in the past 48 hours, including five slain Thursday in a single roadside bombing that also killed four Iraqis in Baghdad. Elsewhere, a suicide truck bomber struck the Sulaiman Bek city hall in a predominantly Sunni area of northern Iraq, killing at least 16 people and wounding 67, an Iraqi commander said. The latest U.S. deaths raised to at least 3,545 the number of American troops who have died since the war began in 2003, according to an Associated Press count. [via ASSOCIATED PRESS]

TODAY I SAW…

BY JEFF DEENEY “Today I saw…” is a series of nonfiction shorts based on my experiences as a caseworker serving formerly homeless families now living in North and West Philadelphia. I decided not long after starting the job that I was seeing so many fascinating and disturbing things in the city’s poorest neighborhoods that I needed to start cataloging them. I hope this bi-weekly column serves as a record of a side of the city that many Philadelphians don’t come in contact with on a daily basis. I want to capture moments not frequently covered by the local media, which […]

NPR FOR THE DEAF: We Hear It Even When You Can’t

FRESH AIR ON WHYY Jeff Goodell’s book Big Coal: The Dirty Secret Behind America’s Energy Future, now out in paperback, argues that the U.S. is more dependent than ever on coal. Goodell is a contributing editor at Rolling Stone magazine; he’s also the author of Our Story: 77 Hours That Tested Our Friendship and Our Faith, based on the account of nine miners trapped underground. RADIO TIMES WITH MARTY MOSS-COANEThere is a heated debate going on in the Senate over a new energy bill. Senate Democrats have promised its passage by the July 4th recess. We talk about the controversial […]

PAPERBOY: We Read ‘Em So You Don’t Have To

EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to the new, improved and re-named version of Cover Wars — check it out, it’s not just for art directors anymore! Recently it was pointed out to us that there is more to an alt weekly than a pretty cover. And we’re like, ‘yeah, there’s that American Apparel ad on the back, too!’ And they’re like, ‘No Assleak, there’s actually articles and shit inside!’ And we’re like, ‘My god, you’re right!’ Sensing that this recurring feature deserves more than just the Warholian 15 minutes of aesthetic sassiness and art history jokes we’d previously allotted it — and […]

POP IN TAPE: Hot Wax In The 215

  ‘RIAA! Freeze Motherfucker! Slowly Step Away From The Computer!’ BY MICHAEL FICHMAN A blog called Thou Shall Not Leak (shouldn’t that be “shalt?”) has gotten all sorts of attention on it’s first day, thanks to the internet sleuthing of my homegirl Maura‘s posse at Idolator. Here’s what the single, solitary post on TSNL had to say: Hi, Instead of doing what everyone else has done and create a blog to leak music to people ahead of release dates illegally, I thought (largely since I work in the industry and people’s lack of care or respect for the hard work […]

METH BUST: Local Insomnia Rates Plummet Overnight

Hear me now and believe me later: The biggest meth bust in Philadelphia history did NOT happen in Manayunk yesterday. Markle Street is clearly Roxborough. Police say Bloomer appears to have been a middleman. They say he sold bulk amounts after buying it from a network on the West Coast. All it took was a phone call. Chief Insp. William Blackburn tells Action News, “As a result of that conversation he would procure the drugs, and later have those drugs sent by FedEx to the Roxborough section of the city.” This is an ongoing investigation with police now trying to […]

KILLADELPHIA: 5 Dead Since U Went To Bed

BY PETER MUCHA INQUIRER STAFF WRITER Two murders in the city yesterday were followed by even more carnage — a triple slaying in North Philadelphia this morning, according to police. The five gun deaths raise the year’s homicide total to 192, up from 177 as of this date last year, police said. Today’s shootings happened outside at about 2:30 a.m. in the 1600 block of Sixth Street, near the intersection with Oxford Street. One of the victims, Bruce Burman, 23, lived on that block. The other two have been identified as Sean White, 19, of 1400 North Marshall Street, and […]

ROUGH JUSTICE: Mob Kills Man With Its Bare Hands

AUSTIN, Texas — A crowd attacked and killed a passenger in a vehicle that had struck and injured a child, police said Wednesday. Police believe 2,000 to 3,000 people were in the area for a Juneteenth celebration when the attack occurred Tuesday night. The man who was killed had been trying to stop the group from attacking the vehicle’s driver when the crowd turned on him, authorities said.The child was taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries. [via AP]

HOT DOC: Steve Volk Tired Of Getting Ass Kicked

FROM: Tim Whitaker, PW Editor TO: The Staff Date: 6/20/07 Senior writer STEVE VOLK is leaving PW to become a staff writer at Philadelphia magazine. He’ll be leaving in two weeks. Steve has played a major role in the editorial department for the last five years, scoring a whole bunch of awards and helping to set the tone for the paper. Guys like Steve are hard to replace. We’d wish Steve luck, but he won’t need it.