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PEEPLE: Brit To Post Sex Vid On MySpace? That’s The Scuttlebutt ’round The Ol’ Burger Basket Where They Would Actually Know The Truth About Such Things

Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-masteredbritneysextap.jpg copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.

“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”

Federline has been saying the sex tape is four hours long, however, Price says the tape is closer to forty-five minutes.

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4 Responses to “PEEPLE: Brit To Post Sex Vid On MySpace? That’s The Scuttlebutt ’round The Ol’ Burger Basket Where They Would Actually Know The Truth About Such Things”

  1. frankenslade Says:

    I’d been figuring she was a year away from the obligatory Playboy spread, the last stop for women with a once-popular entertainment career, but it looks like the release of the sex tape is the new fast-track to that career outpost. I’ve gottta update my knowledge of modern-day forms of irrelevance.

  2. Dan Buskirk Says:

    How long is it going to be before this sort of celebrity sex tape evolves into the pay-per-view live from Madison Square Garden mega-grossing event? The sell-out status of Nicole Kidman’s nude on Broadway moment from a few years back should have turned on a lightbulb in some savvy promoters head.

  3. googoomuck Says:

    It will probably suck.

  4. Joey Villavicencio Says:

    4 hour is to long, probably 1 and 20 minutes can be done when my partner knows how to eat my hot dog. This will also happen after the massage session.

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