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Poll: How White People Are Ruining Philadelphia

From the Philadelphia Magazine web site:

Previous poll results: 83 percent of you say you’re more likely to [sic] go city bars and restaurants nowphilly_magpets.jpg that the smoking ban is in place.

Translation: Nobody will ever be allowed to smoke in a bar in this town again so that some Main Line duchess and her fellow yentas can go out for a wine spritzer after First Friday without getting icky Camel Light smoke all up in their Prada, before getting back in the Lexus and setting the controls for the heart of Gladwyne.

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2 Responses to “Poll: How White People Are Ruining Philadelphia”

  1. Tim Haas Says:

    You didn’t like my subtle nod to Borat? I’m trying to bring it all down from the inside, man, one missing preposition at a time.

  2. joey Says:

    the most well-written translation ever.

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